这是一篇玩笑篇，目的是说明时代在变，人们的娱乐生活也在改变，而且其内容是越来越丰富……

  
                                            网迷的故事

                                         回到家里放下包，
                                         立即打开小电脑。
                                         连上网线听着歌，
                                         再来拖地把衣搓。

                                         煮着饭来炒着菜，
                                         中途还得把歌换。
                                         鱼煮糊了肉烧焦，
                                         毫不吝啬暗自笑。

                                         一天上网学唱歌，
                                         嚎了半天没停过。
                                         调不调，腔不腔，
                                         声音越唱越响亮。

                                         老公床上睡午觉，
                                         辗转反侧睡不着。
                                         恨死老婆无人性，
                                         真想一脚踢出门。

                                         自从那天后，
                                         老公不理人。
                                         心想不理就不理，
                                         到时看谁把头低。

                                         一连好几天，
                                         老公脸铁青。
                                         嘴不张，话不说，
                                         拽得象个员外爷。

                                         一天下班我回到家，
                                         见到老公变了样。
                                         笑脸相迎接过包，
                                         亲自为我开电脑。

                                         心存疑惑感到怪，
                                         太阳怎从西边来？
                                         仔仔细细一观察，
                                         一看心里全明白。

                                         到了晚上八点整，
                                         老公柔声喊我名。
                                         随想随想快过来，
                                         我们来把游戏玩儿。

                                         麦克戴耳边，
                                         嘴里把歌哼。
                                         叫我好几声，
                                         啥也没听见。

                                         老公没法走过来，
                                         摘下麦克把我拽。
                                         稳坐泰山不动摇，
                                         看你把我怎么办。

                                         老公气得举起拳，
                                         喊着要把电脑干。
                                         我急忙起身护住它，
                                         大炮一响脊背惨。

                                         后背疼，暗自喜，
                                         电脑总算没问题。
                                         不生气，面带笑，
                                         哄着老公离开了。

                                         事后老公睡着了，
                                         偷偷下床玩电脑。
                                         边斗地主边唱歌，
                                         不知不觉拂晓过。

                                         老公醒来看身边，
                                         床上人儿不见影。
                                         急忙跑到电脑房，
                                         老婆坐着睡着了。

                                         老公又气又好笑，
                                         只好使劲把头摇。
                                         当初到底为什么？
                                         偏偏要把傻女找？

                                         悔归悔，笑归笑，
                                         使劲把我床上抱。
                                         梦中喊着“快出牌”，
                                         右手不断按鼠标。

                                         老公见我成这样，
                                         心想不病也得狂。
                                         急急忙忙出了门
                                         拿着家伙找电信。

                                         一到电信局，
                                         大声去质问。
                                         为何安网线？
                                         为何把人整？

                                         几位电信服务员，
                                         见到老公气直喘。
                                         以为遇到疯男人，
                                         吓得魂魄出脑门。

                                         网线被拿掉，
                                         醒来上电脑。
                                         七连八连连不上，
                                         气得脸青心发慌。

                                         我呆坐半小时，
                                         好象失了魂。
                                         哭着喊着头撞门，
                                         要死要活不做人。

                                         老公见我真发狂，
                                         心里着实发了慌。
                                         赶忙叫人连网线，
                                         哭声喊声才安静。

                                         老公老公你真傻，
                                         要死要活全是假。
                                         目的只有那一个：
                                         拿着凳子网上坐。
    

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